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the act of a man wearing no underwear
George let the snake out of the box for Valentine's Day.
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(n) a combination of the popular term "snake oil salesman" and Obama.
Refers to a morally-bankrupt and unethical politician who has one agenda, yet publicly pretends to have a polar-opposite agenda just so that he can get re-elected to office, at which time he will implement his true policy which will destroy the lives of those who blindly supported him and lead to the complete destruction of the district; State; or Country in which he resides.
Can you believe all of the lies that he just threw out during his campaign speech? Unless you knew he was full of bullshit, you'd think that he was a great guy with all of those pie-in-the-sky statements. It'd be like Hitler saying that he loved Jews and wanted them to prosper.
"And the worst part is, all those idiots in the audience that just kept on clapping at everything he said. I can't believe what a Snake Oil-Bama Salesman he really is!. Anyone with a brain knows that he hates white people and want's to destroy the United States. He's leading his own people and the welfare whores straight to the ovens."
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When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
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After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
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an extremely weird ass community for a twitter bot made to play the snake game where everyone is making strategies and naming a fucking virtual snake oh my fucking god go get a fucking life and do something useful instead of complaining about people killing your cummulus of pixels
person1: hey do you know Twitter Plays Snake-
person2: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A STICK OF RAM
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When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
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When a man single-handedly strokes his penis (aka the snake) across a woman's stomach, in other words, the plane.
(such as the Great Planes)
When Gina refused to touch his penis myself Adam whipped it out and pulled a "Snakes on a Plane" on her.
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