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Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status
guy 2: what does that mean
A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles
Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"
Me - "it's from the cheese grater"
I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.
A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.
The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.
1- ayo jonny is kinda a cracked cheese
2- yeah he gots no fucking monke drip
Cheese frumunda ya ballz biatch
Dame Kenny clean ya ballz I can smell da frumunda cheese frumova here
An expression for when you get something for free.
Originating from a band of Cornish smugglers who abandoned a load of cheese at the bottom of a beach, after not being able to carry it up the steep slope. The local villagers stole it before they could get back to it, creating the phrase "free cheese".
"Just got an extra chicken nugget, free cheese"