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A cheese that looks like salami, or sliced ham. There are also it’s counter parts such as bacon cheese, sugar cube cheese. Cheese cheese, etc.
Where did you get this salami cheese from? it’s really good!
A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.
Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.
A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles
Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"
Me - "it's from the cheese grater"
I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.
The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese
I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again
A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.
The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.