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1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!
Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts
John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it
Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.
Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !
Run Dave run !
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
A biggby white-lightning with 5(penta) shots of espresso- and a redbull chaser.
Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.