i just sigma'd so hard

when you sigma really hard in front of ya mates

"bruh i just sigma'd so hard 😭😭"

Im just that bitch

Im just that bitch means: im the irony queen and yall should be friends with me or you guys are my bffs and your my bitches, im full of sarcasm and crazieness and i am just that bitch.

Your bffs: your kinda crazy

You: well im just that bitch

Or

A person you wanna befriend: your super nice and sarcastic

You: well im just that bitch.

Just say "no"

But secretly go ahead and do/use/market it, anyway. :P

I always ask myself how big a hypocrite anyone who grandiosely says, "Just say "no" possibly is, since we all know dat many people who scream and holler against various "pleasure/recreational items/practices" (i.e., tobacco, drugs, alcohol, gambling. sex, video-games, etc.) either partake of said sinfuls themselves (think, Principal Strickland in "Back To The Future II", who vehemently rails against teenage drinking, but is himself a closet alcoholic), or financially profit from them (like where da boys in da Homer Price story "Pie and Punch and You-Know-Whats" grumblingly discuss how one of da grade-school teachers verbally condemns chewing-gum, and yet her husband sells a lot of it at his store every day).

Just Zip it

If you want to pay later for something you want today - “Just Zip it”. And pay for overtime instead with Zip.

“Just Zip it” when buying anything online or in store to make use of flexible payment plans. And stop yourself from drowning in credit card debt - “just Zip it” instead.

That’s it.

I’m done with Android and getting myself an iPhone today. Need one badly - will definitely Just Zip It!

Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.

“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

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