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the handsomest guy on your gang and the funniest one with a really massive cock that will make any girl pussy would tears blood continuesly and his favorite drink is ejaculatte
damn bro i wish i was Dandi, because he is the coolest person ever
When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis
Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy
An open relationship between two individuals in which the male or female takes the roll of the so called “sugar daddy” but involves less money then expected.
My sugar dandy didn’t give me enough for my rent! Now I have to get more!!
Stupid phrase used by my dad when referring to a penis
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An example would be: yer wee dinkie doodle dandy laddie
A fuck-puppy, typically to Hunter but sometimes Aydin and Mr. Gilroy.
Hunter: Ya, I used and abused Luke William Dandy last night.
King Aydin: Isn’t he your fuck puppy?
A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).
“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”