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The hardest and sexiest rapper in the game. Known for highlighting the hardships of being African decent.
Lil Africa once stated “trying to run all around, from these racist blood hounds” in his hit song ‘Because I’m Black’
When you walk into a room on holiday and find your mate shagging someone with hairy legs. You convince yourself its your other mate.
Panic sets in and you grab a beer. The second friend walks by 30 seconds later which fills you with relief but then confusion sets in about how hairy this girls legs are.
Jon: I think I have seen some fucked up shit
Kellett: You mate.. whats up.
Jon: Oh thank god your here but who is upstairs?
Kellett: Dunno but she asked for Lynx Africa Steve
It is the WORST LYNX EVER it smells like hot dirt and is dry af. There is no liquid in that shit and makes you hungry when you put it on. This shit lasts for 24 hours and makes you really thirsty.
Guy: HOLY SHIT I'M STARVING, THIS LYNX AFRICA IS SOOO SHIT
African child: Now you know how I feel
Shaka Africa is a very powerful name. One day someone will use this name and create a clothing brand with it. If you are ever lucky enough to see this brand you should buy some merchandise. Wearing this brand will not only make you look good but also feel good. Expect people to stare, expect people to fall inlove. Love at first Shaka.
Holy sh!t, where did you get that Shaka Africa merch from? I've only heard stories.
A continent between Asia and North America that only exists in the alternate dimension, Jason Canon. It consists of 15 countries, one of which is an island which parodies Alcatraz and one of which was abandoned in mid-1991 due to an explosion that destroyed part of that country. And african american JasonConnors14 lives there
JasonConnors14: Hello, my name is Jason, and I live in Africa America!
Shortest game board game ever made. It's literally just Rock, Paper, Scissors.
- Yo dawg, you wanna play Campaign For South Africa
- Sure! Let's begin.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.
Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa