Premature Abortion

Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.

Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."

turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

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Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

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aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...

Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!

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abort kyler

e-boy who thinks he has control over women’s bodies and is homophobic™️

“i would be best friends with a gay person,, do i support it no”
“damn what a # abort kyler move!”

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poop abortion

Removing poop from a rectum and/or colon by use of the fingers or other devices.

I couldn't shit so I stuck my finger up there and gave myself a poop abortion!

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retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

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