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The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”
“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!
Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!
A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.
Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta
verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.
I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.
The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.
John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.
A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."