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Doing something disgusting and humiliating when dared to by your friends, only to receive a relatively small amount of money in return.
He's just done a Dirty Al, how much did he get paid?
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If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.
Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.
Racism continues!
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Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
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A group of dumb fuck terrorists that think that they will go to heaven if they blow the shit out of themselves.
A member of the al-qaeda preformed a suicide bombing on president bush today...yes, most people are happy but god damn is that guy a dumbass. I mean c'mon who the fuck blows themself up.
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A stupid-ass misspelling of the name of the gretest singer of all time, Weird Al
i r teh stoopide likar uv wierd al
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