A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
When a person in Umeå is bald.
Egon Lundin - Wassup berra bald
A tik tok cult based around the meme Bald Kaito From Danganrompa.
When two completely bald people have sex, especially in moonlight
Last night was amazing; Sandra and I shaved our heads and went for the bald o'Connor.
A member of the infamous bald gang is subject to circumcision and due to this shares a special connection/bond with other bald gang members.
He will soon get it done and be inducted into the bald gang but for now we stick together as the well-known, well-sought after bald gang.
A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
Give us a bald Randy then luv x