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the banana, a useful dildo that can be used at any time, any time of day.
you shove it up your ass and go: yuhhh whomp
jessica kinda hot *shoves a potato up her ass*
jessica: ahh its too small *she grabs a banana*
shoves a banana up her ass
jessica: ahh thats better yoinkers
Are you this stupid? You know what a banana is you fucknut! I mean WHY?!?!?
#were #you #dropped #off #a #tall #building #13times #as #infant? A banana is a fucking fruit dude...
It's a fruit for gods sake.
'I bought a banana at the super market.
A banana is a subscriber of onision that watches his videos obsessively to the point where they start peeling of their own skin while cannibalising themselves up to the point of death
Most bananas aka onision fans wind up dead or in hospital due the cancerous affect of his videos. Onision must be stopped
Used in a sentence guy 1: have you heard of onision? Guy 2: oh you mean the next hitler? Guy 1 kills himself as he was a banana
1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.
1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"
2. "Eat this delicious berry"
"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"
"EAT IT."
1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.
1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"
2. "Eat this delicious berry"
"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"
"EAT IT."