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Kyle Broflosky's catch phrase after Stan Marsh says Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (South Park)
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
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A fictional television show that is referenced in the 1980s sitcom "The Young Ones." One of the main characters, Vivian (played by Adrian Edmundson) is a punk rocker who is a devoted fan of the show.
Vivian: "Hurray, we've got to get home quick or I'll miss Bastard Squad!"
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Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.
Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.
The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.
Used by a horror reaction channel by the name of Caspersight, shadow bastard is a vulgar description of shadow people; black entities that appear as shadows.
Look at you, you shadow bastard!!!
Something a pissed off Indian or Pakistani says
What did you say to me you bloody bastard bitch?
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Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"
To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
Dude1: Check out those big bastards!
Dude2: Holy shit!
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a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.
Man#2: Really?
Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.
Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
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