Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

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Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

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Betty Bowers

A character played by comedian Deven Green. The parodies she makes are meant to be satires about Christians and bible thumpers. Her YouTube account is MrsBettyBowers.

Mrs. Betty Bowers is kind of hot.

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Bouncing Betty

When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.

Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!

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Betty Swallocks

Sweaty bollocks

OOh I'm suffering from Betty Swallocks

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Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

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betty nguyen

Any hot Asian-White mixed race woman.

"Yo, check out the Betty Nguyen"

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