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Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.
The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.
Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz
Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*
Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*
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Originally from the Latin word "corpus" meaning the body, a corps is a group of people who unite for a common cause. The Peace Corps or the Corps of Engineers or even the United States Marine Corps.
A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.
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The act of having a fainted Pokemon use the move, Surf, outside of battle to ride across bodies of water, even though it is not able to be used in battle.
Guy #1: SHIT!!! How am I going to get across the Whirl Islands now?
Guy #2: Dude, just use Surf
Guy #1: I can't Poliwag fainted.
Guy #2: You could always Corpse Surf.
Guy #1: Oh Yeahhhh
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Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.
I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!
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A really disgusting tasting cocktail that is strong enough to revive a corpse.
3/4 ounce gin.
3/4 ounce Cointreau.
3/4 ounce Lillet blanc.
3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice.
2 dashes absinthe
Person 1: Ugh, I just wanna forget everything.
Person 2: One Corpse Reviver 2 coming right up, broski...
One of the greatest horror movies made in recent years, it is created by Rob Zombie and has a number of references to older horror/slasher movies. Lots of death along with some cannibalism. The camera work is amazing.
House of 1000 Corpses is my favorite movie ever!
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When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she just lays there and takes it quietly, like a corpse would.
Every night Stephanie has a major case of the Female Corpse Syndrome. I wish she would get more involved during sex.
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