Gig Dodging

To avoid a musical gig, often by coming up with wild excuses to not attend.

Guy 1: Dude, Adam missed out on another gig last night.
Guy 2: Yeah he's been Gig Dodging all his life.

Guy 1: What a fucking gig dodger..

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dodge knocker

noun (doj noker)
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person

Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.

That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,

or,

Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.

non dodge

abbreviation of dodgy
something thats unsafe, unsure, sounds like a scam is dodgy
non dodge or non dodgy is all good
This is an aussie and nz word

friend #1: i found this new way to make money from home
friend #2: sounds like a scam
friend #1 nah its totally non dodge
friend #2: yeah whatever

friend #1: i bumped in to your mate the other day, he seemed heaps dodge
friend #2: yea hes always scattered on saturday nights

dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

Wise Dodge

When someone is scared to do something. Usually in call of duty when somebody doesn't 1v1 they will say Wise dodge

1v1 me hardpoint wise dodge

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Frog Dodging

1. A term used by self-loathing, low-rate, self-proclaimed "Life Coaches" who delude themselves and con other women out of money by belittling men.

"I'm a Fabulous Life Coach, and for a fee I will teach single women to stop Frog Dodging and finally meet Mr. Right.

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dodge neon

Also known as a Piece-o-Shit, this car has to be the worst car ever made. Although it may look cool and have a great name, this car has many defects. Everything from gaping holes in the back floor panel, to missing interior, from failing clutches, to having the clear coat applied before the paint, this car takes the cake as the worlds worst idea of a car.

The Dodge Neon Sport, found in many junkyards.

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