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The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
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A well endowed gentleman wearing gray sweatpants with the clear outline of his genitals.
"Hey yo bro, see that guy who just walked in?" "He looking Donkey thicc"
"OMG Brittany!" "You cant just let you boyfriend go out in public with those sweats" "He's too Donkey thicc to be out around these thirsty sluts!"
a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.
dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.
or, gobble my donkey shlong.
or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?
or get that donkey shlong away from me.
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A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
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A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.
WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
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Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.
What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks
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when a guy is fucking girl from behind (ass or pussy) and she is making God awful sounds like a donkey. i.e. hee haw, hee haw. - when a girl i getting worn out from back side and she starts braying like a damn donkey.
i have the worst headache, i had to listen to my room mate and his whore do some donkey fucking last night for 2 hours.
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