Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

The Best Week Ever

Pretty cool band. I guess they kind of sound similar to All Time Low. They have a really awesome song called Suitcases. Sure, they're on the poppy side, but they still are pretty nice.

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The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

Loudest orgasm ever

A massive scream linked to an internet meme. It's found in the video with the same title.

Person 1 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhAHAHAHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Person 2: "The hell's your problem?"
Person 1: "Oh, just doing the loudest orgasm ever."
Person 2: "That meme's dead."
Person 1: "I know..."