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A group of fucking excellent guys, over the age of 30, who rave at every possible opportunity, usually staying up for 3 or 4 days in one go. The Junior Rave Kru (under 30s) are the totally shit precursor to the much better Grandpa Rave Kru.
Raver #1: Who's that guy busting the incredibly shit dancemoves over there?
Raver #2: He's a fanny from the Junior Rave Kru.
Raver #1: Just as well the Grandpa Rave Kru will be here soon to kick the fucking shit out of them.
An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.
Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.
Ur Grandpa hoe worst ever insult
Mark: Ur mom gay
Charlie: No u
Mark: Ur dad lesbian
Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny
Mark with smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie gets instant death
A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
When you go to sleep half-naked, no pants, just with a t-shirt on.
(1) It was hot as balls last night, so I slept foxy grandpa style.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.
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Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.
Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"
Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
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Worse than ur granny tranny, ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined times 9999
Roy: ur granny tranny
Tomer: Don’t make me do it
Roy: You won’t do it bitch
Tomer: ur grandpa is a transgenda
*Roy is taken by Satan and his heart explodes*
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