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"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."
"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."
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A negative way of describing someone in the scientific field who spends a vast majority of his or her time in front of a bench or lab station performing mundane and repetitive tasks. The typical entry level position for college graduates who enter a science job and how disgruntled lab techs refer to themselves. Those who do well are typically promoted to a supervisory or managerial position before going on to get an advanced degree such as an MBA or PhD.
Billy got a bachelors in biology and his first job was working as a low paid bench jockey.
Brian got a masters in biology but still had to start off as a higher paid bench jockey.
Sue got a bachelors in biology and like her colleagues had to start as a bench jockey. After a few years she left to get her MBA and now oversees all of her company's bench jockeys.
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an employee of a supermarket or major retail outlet that collects shopping carts from the parking lot.
I'm glad I'm not working at Ralph's as a cart jockey, those guys must hate their life!
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a person who rides a camel, usually on sand, normally used as a racist insult
That camel jockey is getting away!
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A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
Dale is a choccy jockey.
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A Disc-Jockey or DJ is usually a 16 to 30 year old male or female who plays various music nonstop in clubs or on the radio, for people to enjoy.
A DJ's generic club setup consists of Lights timed to music, A set of turntables, a soundboard, an amplifier and a set of speakers.
There is no limit on how much or little music technology a DJ can use, but a DJ usually uses turntables or an equivilant peice of technolgy to suit his or her needs.
Disc-Jockey: HOW YOU ALL FEELING TONIGHT?
Speakers: Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt.
Crowd: *Cheers*
Disc-Jockey: NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Speakers: *Music Gets Louder*
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A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.
"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."
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