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When making out with a female, you pull her on top of you, reach into her pants, grab her ass, and slowly but steadily swoop for the vagina. note: when reaching into her pants only reach into her backside or it will defeat the whole purpose.
I almost didn't seal the deal but then I did the "Louis Swoop" and she went crazy. Louis Swoop
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE TO EVER SET FOOT ON THIS FUCKING PLANET. THIS MAN IS SO PRETTY I CANT EVEN I MEAN HE COULD LITERALLY CUT MEH WITH HIS PERFECT JAWLINE AND I'D SAY THANK YOU HELL HE COULD RUN MEH OVER AND I'D SAY DO IT AGAIN LIKE THIS MAN IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PERFECT TOTHE POINT WHERE IM NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS REAL.
me: DGUREGUHER have you seen what Louis Partridge just posted
friend: umm whos Louis Partridge
me: *smacks a bish*
Hottest hot of them all. Super sexy and will be my next husband
Hey look it’s lydia Mallory’s husband LOUIS PARTRIDGE
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He’s a gorgeous man who started in Enola Holmes and skates, plays piano, and is very athletic. People wish they were either him or with him
Woah, is that Louis Partridge? He’s so gorgeous!
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A cute, sexy and saucy boy. Is a great person but has a questionable taste in girls but nonetheless is an allround catch.
"Did you hear about Louis Spinola"
"omg he is such a leng daddy"
1. The type of person to have a name so weird and uncommon that the urban dictionary has no results on it
2. The type of person to see that his name has no results, cry about it for half an hour, and then make his own
3. There are 2 different types of Paul-Louis:
-The first is the Satan he is nice on the outside but truly wants to see the world burn and kill all of his enemies using black magic. If you walk into him doing a blood ritual you will be asked kindly to join and if you refuse he will let you go but will most likely sacrifice your next of kin if you tell on him. And he's addicted to Minecraft.
-The second type is the neat type. He knows nothing and somehow everything. His use of the word "neat" is at an astronomical level. He's very kind but if you annoy him for too long he will sucker punch the life out of you. He will make relentless puns and will overuse the hi "blank" im dad joke. People still debate if he's worst than the Satan Paul-Louis. Also, he's addicted to Minecraft.
Alex: Hey that's Paul-Louis over there
Joe: Who?
Alex: Paul-Louis
Joe: Oh ok
Paul-Louis: ASCHIANVITARIUMSITONY LIVIATUMORUM
Satan: Oh hey
the literal sun and light of the world.
louis tomlinson doesn’t need a fookin example you fookin loosah