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masturbate

A form of sexual pleasure that people perform when they can't get enough sex. Some people do it several times a day. Others do it weekly or maybe even monthly.

Man, I can't get enough sex, I think I'll go masturbate.
Dude, I'm bored, I'm gonna go masturbate.

by J_man May 20, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


masturbate

1. Masturbate for male: When a postpubecent male reveals his dick, it gets hard because he is horny and he starts to move his hand(s) up and down on it until he cums. Also know as jerking off or jacking off

2. Masturbate for female: When a woman puts her fingers or an object into her pussy and goes in and out until she has an orgasm. Also known as fingering

3. A way of sexually pleasuring oneself.

1. guy 1: I jacked off last night to your girlfriend's picture
guy 2: dude, thats sick

2. girl: I masturbated last night thinking about you.
guy: thats hot

by AndyMac754 October 27, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

by Preston January 5, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.

I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


masturbation

If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!

by belgyilkos December 29, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.

I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.

by JelloBello March 31, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masturbation

The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.

Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess

by Ripe Cheese July 11, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž