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To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.
Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.
I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.
Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
When your kitten interferes with random things in your house
Kitty Kitty won’t stop mooching around here!