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The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.
On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.
Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.
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subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!
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Much like Black History month is to African Americans, the month of March pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.
Hey Rick check it out.
(Points to upper lip)
Just in time for Mustache March.
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The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.
"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."
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A prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. The person administering the AM waits for the victim to either fall asleep or pass out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. He then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.
Bob passed out at the party and Jimmy proceeded to give him an Amsterdam Mustache as payback for Bob tea bagging him at the last party.
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That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
The feeling that you are looking at something truly awesome when you see FoxTrotBox walk in.
As he walked in i was Mustache struck as his beautiful mustache waved in the wind