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When a woman masturbates while she’s on her period.
Abby was horny during her time of the month but her man wouldn’t smash. So she decided to give herself a raspberry palmer.
A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.
That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.
The Palmer Gulpy is when you take an arnold palmer mix it with vodka, lean, and an americano from starbucks and cum into it. Then you drink it and vomit it into someones mouth (Most likely your partner.)
"Bro do you want an Arnold Palmer"
"Nah I did the Palmer Gulpy last night Ima be turned off by that shit"
A Nick Palmer is a drink consisting of lemonade and icy tea.
I slurped up that Nick Palmer like it was a bleeding wound.
An awesome girl who loves to talk about and/or draw Yaoi. :)
Me:"Hey abby what is the answer t-"
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o
Shaun palmer is my hero, I’d love to be even nearly as cool as him
A liar and a shrewd person who started chiropractic
DD Palmer is the founder of chiropractic