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When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!
A penis that is skinny like a pencil.
Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.
a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.
guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis
James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"
an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.
Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.
WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!
(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish
Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic
(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."
(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"