powder poot

When you are powdering your butt (usually due to a chafe) and you fart mid-powder session, making powder fly everywhere in a giant cloud of fart

Guy1: Yo, why is there powder on the carpet and the bed?
Guy2: Sorry, Guy1, my chafe was bad so I ended up having a massive powder poot.
Guy1: This is why Amy left you.
Guy2: Atleast my fartbox feels good.

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.

Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.

Powder day

A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain

John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet

Milkshake Powder

Milkshake Powder.....Powdered Drugs
Basically

Guy1 : Fancy Some Milkshake Powder Tonight?

Guy2 : Yeah Sure

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Happy POWDER

Adderall a drug that makes the world a better place

Bro i wish i had some happy POWDER my life would be better

Do some happy POWDER itll make it better

Xanax powder

Crushed up Xanax into powder form or found in a lab before pressing. Good for snorting or smoking and adding too your blunts, joints, and bowls. Also good for drinks. I personally like to snort them the most. I snort about 9 Xanax lines a day.

“I’m about too snort my 90th xan today! I love Xanax powder !!!