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A toy
Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal
spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat
look at his spotted balls, total seal meat
laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.
bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.
Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.
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HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide the many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.
When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS
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