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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 22, 2024


Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018


Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.

Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.

by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022


Slippery slope fallacy

There's Alexander Grace and Alok

Hym "No. Slippery slope fallacy.. You can pay me for my work. You're LYING and trying to frame it as though you're giving me something for nothing. I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO THIS. YOU CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024


Slippery slope fallacy

It's not a fallacy guys! See!? See!? It's real!

Hym "What the entire conservative position has become over the last for years. The slippery slope fallacy. We can't do this because THEN they'll want THAT! And then pretty soon we'll be holding our kids butthole open for the pedophiles!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024


Slope nugget

The curvature of ones testicles.

The slope nugget of my balls is 5 degrees.

by Ding ding dong don’t April 25, 2018


sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022