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getting a handjob from someone
have u ever had your salad tossed
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The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
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The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.
Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."
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licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.
"Oh man did you talk to her before?"
"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."
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