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the physical representation of hell
the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist
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a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time
"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"
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The space between the twat and the shitter.
I was all up in her twitter last night.
I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.
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Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating
Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend
Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!
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The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.
Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach
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Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".
"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."
"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.
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To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way
Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now
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