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woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 27, 2017


woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 09, 2023


woof trap

A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !

“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie

by Stomper May 18, 2021


Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021


Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.

The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.

by Pyraciq November 08, 2022


Woofe

The sound a small dog makes.

Haha dog go woofe

by Barkable March 24, 2021


Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022