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A dreaded condition in which, through a complex set
of factors such as lightning, and perspective, a
regular stomach appears to have more defined
abdominal definition, resulting in some awkward
moments.
GUY 1: Hey man, check out my abs!
GUY 2: Niiice bro, turn around so i can see them better...
oh...what's this? They're gone!
GUY 1: What??
GUY 2: Oh dude..so sorry...you had shadow abs..
GUY 1: *cries*
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This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"
John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
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thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.
marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.
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Todorokis abs are holy and you are blessed if you ever lay eyes on them. Search it up on google.
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Who Ferris Bueller says he is when trying to get a table in a fancy and expensive restaurant. Abe Froman is supposedly the "Sausage King of Chicago". Also good as a false name when you need one.
Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: caught off-guard ... Uh yeah, that's me.
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In a party, when you are grinding you pull up your shirt and girls run your abs.
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1.Shitty piece of work-out equipment that claims to work-out your abs but does not work.
2.Comfortable chair for people to sleep in when they stay the night in your apartment.
1. This shitty ab lounge doesnt work.
2. Guy1-Hey can i crash at your place tonight?
Guy2- yea sure im goin back to my apartment now.
(walk into apartment)
Guy1-Hell yea im sleeping in the ab lounge!!
Guy2- okay you drunk idiot.
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