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Panda Change

In Chinese culture, the act of the male head of the household passing on to his children how to protect the village from a panda attack.

Mi Lim, did your father ever talk to you about the Panda Change?

by washighsatnightfosho March 7, 2011


gankin change

The art of acquiring another person's or businesses property without trading currency or object for its value

I was gankin change earlier today that's how I got all this free shit.

by Batcat69 September 10, 2019


Gordon Chang

The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.

A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.

by paul_j. November 27, 2019


climate change

A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America.

The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo.

Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever.

If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists?

Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air?

Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?

Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

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Poo Chang

derogatory term towards women means they have a shitty pussy when u call a guy a poo chang means they act like a female
fun to say :^)

sarah is a poo chang
f**k johnny he's a little poo chang

by jsg0013 May 19, 2008

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fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.

i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.

by mike lea January 12, 2005

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Ganga Change

Large amount of change found in a purse or change holder. said usually by the person that stole teh change purse

1st person- I got her wallet

2nd person- what she got in there

1st person- damn man and aint have nothin but a ganga change

by Ramsey H June 23, 2006

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