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To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.
I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.
2. Another name for shooting off sperm
If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin
Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy
The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.
Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter
The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye
Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye
A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there
Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable
:The result:
Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.
Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!
the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it
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