White Church

The concept of white people attending church service sounds exactly as you would except. Various activities include listening to gospel music on the old radio, bible study, and the youth minister trying to seduce the children. You will only find 5% of actual Jesus the other 95% include showing mad skills of singing and dancing to Christian rap.

"Gosh golly, reveran Paul busted some sick moves in white church today". "Gee, Westly sure had to good time getting molested by the youth minister today".

Church Train

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.

Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.

Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it

"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"

church wood

An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.

"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."

chav church

A Job Centre, a place where chavs congregate on a bi-weekly basis to confess their utter inability to get a job and pray to receive a Holy Handout from the government.

"He's always hanging about outside the chav church drinking stella"

"He's been going to that chav church for weeks now and they just won't answer his prayers, so now he's going to take up burglary instead"

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Episcopal Church

1) The official member Church of the Worldwide Anglican Communion in the United States of America;

2) The only Anglican church in the United States of America;

3) The church of such glorious, godly men as Samuel Seabury, William White, John Henry Hobart, Philander Chase, Jackson Kemper, James DeKoven, and al.

Schismatic: "Yeah, I'm so glad I'm a member of this new Anglican Mission in the Americas church, with a total of like four dudes, one priest and a bishop; thank Gosh I'm not an Episcopalian!"

Episcopalian: "I'm afraid, Sir, that I am the only Anglican here because I am a member of the Episcopal Church, and that you are a consummate douchebag who can slather your smackers around my fist which will shortly be engaging your throat."

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Church Prime

The best religion in which dreamwastaken is god, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. The church prime is located in “the subs” in the dream smp. “The subs” is A peaceful area where people can WAP (Worship and prayer) and subscribe with twitch prime

“Church prime is the best religion” Everyone-

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