Rural Dictionary

cracker

a white person, especially one with habits which are deemed very white/pop culturally uncool, i.e. eating mayonnaise all the time, wearing plaid pants, playing golf, etc.
some people, like me, are not ashamed of being crackers and embrace their whiteness, however dorky.
see Dave Chappelle's hilarious impersonations of white people for an example of crackerliness.

well goshdarn it folks, I'm a cracker and I sure am proud of it. now I'm gonna go play golf and eat parsnips with my buds from the mayonnaise factory!

by Cracker Mcwhitey December 15, 2004

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cracker

1) A derogatory term toward persons of European descent.

The verb "crack" meant to boast proudly. Cracker became an insulting, pejorative name during the 1760s, referring to Scots-Irish settlers and their joking antics. There are other theorized origins. However, all theories indicate white people calling other white people "crackers."

2) A wafer-like, unleavened snack composed primarily of flour and water.

3) A firecracker.

That redneck cracker asked me for cheese and crackers, but threw ignited crackers at me when I informed him that I had no cheese.

by whitegirlsickofwhiteracists April 23, 2009

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cracker

1-A word inspired by the "crack" sound made by the whip of a slave driver used to denote a white person or group of white people that are punishing peoples of color for bias rules or laws that they themselves created as means to oppress. 2-A word considered by many ignorant white people to be the equivalent of "nigger".

That cracker ass pussy punched a young black girl in the face for jaywalking.

What kind of retard compares "cracker" to "nigger" when "nigger" is a term created to DEHUMANIZE an entire group of people and "cracker" is not even close to a term for dehumanizing?

You are a cracker because you constantly down the accomplishments of people of color.

by definingchamp August 3, 2010

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