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Referring to anything and everything that is awesome.
Most commonly reffering to alcohol, weed, pills, or anything else that will get you jacked up.
This Jager is the shit that kill Elvis.
Omg, that pot was most definitly the shit that killed Elvis.
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(Eye Em Ell-Visss) Phrase. (1) The act of feeling sick while on the toilet and both deficating and vomiting at the same time. (2) A person who is so fat that they sweat at all times for no reason. (3) You when you become a Washed up lounge singer who just died on the shitter.
1) Dude, I am Elvis, I shouldn't have eatin' 13 tacos and drank a case of Schlitz.
2) I am Elvis, I'm soaked and I'll I did was watch Dr. Phil for an hour.
3) I am Elvis! (As my soul hovers over my lifeless body crumpled up on the toilet with a Maxim in one hand and a cheesburger in the other).
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anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
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Elvis Pelvis Pop
When you put a toupé and a tiny mouse suit on your dick and put a grease paint smiley face on the front with eyes and right before you put your dick in the girl you say welcome to the elvis pelvis and you fuck her till you nut and then go fishing in her vagina for all the shit you left in there and if you get it all out you win. And that’s the name of the game
Bro i just totally elvis pelvised(elvis pelvis pop) this hot girl from work yesterday and i couldn’t find the fucking toupé
A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.
"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."
To steal/talk to your boys girl behind his back or when incapacitated .
Yo im boutta PULLING AN ELVIS S. on wexler bro.
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Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.
How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.
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