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fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 22, 2005

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Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023


Your Funeral...

What Carnellio in SBBF says.
Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity

Carnellio: " Your Funeral... "

Trivia:

Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity Is actually a long version of Painting.

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 18, 2024


Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023


Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017


funerable

the times when someone is both vulnerable but it’d be fun to see them suffer. funerable.

β€˜ellie has annoyed me today’
β€˜let’s jump her she is funerable’

by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019


funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017