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When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.
After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.
When you put a rubber band around the balls.
"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"
"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"
the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then
"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."
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A boner only achieved in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”
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A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.
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When it is time to get into a fist fight.
Synonymous to "throwing down".
Based on the opening scene of Tradewest's 80s hit arcade game "Double Dragon" where Billy and Jimmy Lee step out of the garage, and proceed to start kicking some ass.
Guy #1 "Dude, that guy wont leave your chick alone."
Guy #2 *punches hand and gets up with purpose* "...it's garage time"
Guy #1 "YEAH it is...." *gets up too*
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the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy
If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.
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