girlfriend

Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.

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Girlfriend

Something you will never get.

„Oh that's Tom's girlfriend? I can't relate.“

James: „I wish I had a girlfriend“
Michael: „What‘s that?“

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Girlfriend

something that you will never have

i want a girlfriend

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Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

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dot girlfriend ( .girlfriend )

A girl friend you obtain over the internet

Hi everyone, this is Shirley my new dot girlfriend ( .girlfriend )

Girlfriend

A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.

Example 1
Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.


Example 2
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?

Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.

Scott: Lucky bastard!


Example 3
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.

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girlfriend

Getting a girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a woman. They're beautiful and will be your best friend. They'll understand your emotions and try and do the best they can for you. All out. They are beyond beautiful and they will be cherished as a good faithful one is hard to find. With finding the right one they should cherish you and love you beyond an extent that you never thought possible. A girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a girl.

My girlfriend makes me feel like I am the only girl in the world.

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