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Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.
I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.
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Noun - The clear, slimy, snot-like substance produced by the ass when a fart is miscalculated, or when one sits on the toilet in anticipation of diarrhea, but naught but an airy, wet fart with BOOTY GOO is produced.
Booty Goo is so slimy, that it's difficult to get traction with the toilet paper when wiping your ass. It is also characteristically free of actual fecal material.
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noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.
jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!
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When a lot of people are packed into a space with poor ventilation dancing all night, their collective body heat creates a mini atmosphere called "raver goo".
Essentially, the sweat evaporates off their bodies and condenses on the ceiling. This then rains down in this foggy-cloud type thing. Essentially, everybody's combined sweat and various fluids that come out on the dance floor is in the air and has covered EVERYBODY!
This feels like this filmy goo on your skin. Hence the name, "raver goo" (and it makes your leg warmers and pants all dirty)
Pretty much everybody is grossed out, but is still there because they love the music and want to dance.
In this space, people try to avoid that really high guy who dances with his shirt off. (they are really gross to bump into cause they are slimy) or anyone who has painted themselves with body paint, (cause it wrecks your costume/outfit)
"AK!! I need a shower! I'm covered in "raver Goo"!!", she exclaimed as she inhaled her cigarette.
"Yeah, it's pretty gross in there. Hey hurry up, I'm starting to get cold inside. We can warm up in there"
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Have your girl walk out barefoot into the mud scrapes her toenails and put the gunk into your urethra and then you proceed to hang upside down on your couch and ejaculate your muddy semen into your own mouth, while an electric toothbrush/razor is buzzing in your asshole and your girlfriend watches from the corner
John:”dude the other day Sarah gave me a Georgian goo ”
Sam: “dude that’s fucking sick”
Ryan James Riffle
Lazy, worthless and unnecessarily alive.
Quit being a tub of goo and get off your ass!
Where a guy cums into someone's Mountain Dew and they drink it.
Connor was elated after taking a drink of his Mountain Goo.