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Removing incriminating evidence before it can be found.
Person 1: If I die Pull a Hillary on my browser history.
Person 2: Don't worry, no one will ever find out.
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A meglomaniac that cares nothing more than to stroke her own ego. Has demonstrated that she is willing to cry when she doesn't get her way (losing a state during the primary election process). Believes that just because her husband Bill Clinton served as president of the United States, that she has what it takes.
Hillary also prefers the old style of campaigning by slandering all her opponents that oppose a threat.
If Hillary Clinton was elected President you would see her face everywhere across the country, so that she could feel like a supreme dictator. Also just because you hate Hillary Clinton doesn't make you are a sexist, it just means you have common sense.
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A Dirty Hillary is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Grey Goose vodka, lemon juice and grenadine served in a previously used 32oz. cup from a convenience store without ice.
I'm too poor to buy any mixer so I guess I will just have to make myself a Dirty Hillary.
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A snake, a rat and a demon who eats babies to survive
i was watching animal planet the other night and Hillary Clinton was on eating another baby
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When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd
1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.
2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.
3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.
4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.
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Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.
I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.
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The form of Hand Job Hillary Clinton invent after Bill's Monica Linskie Scandal. Basically an Indian Burn at the peak of the male orgasm.
After Stacy found out I cheated on her she gave me a Hillary Twist so bad I couldn't pee straight for a week.