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When you get so angry at something (person, video game, movie, etc) that you need to get up and leave for a little while to cool down.
Matt was so angry at continually losing to Rory at Virtual Fighter 4 that he had to take a little hate holiday outside.
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The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.
I'll be out of the office from December 22 to January 5th. The holiday taint is huge this year!
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noun. Holiday butthole refers to the digestive ailments and the feelings of terror accompanying as the result of ingesting foreign foods
Have you eaten at that new Mexican joint? I had the spicy fish tacos last night and woke up with holiday butthole.
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Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.
Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!
Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.
Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*
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The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.
Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.
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A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.
Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.
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"Happy Holidays!" is not a politically correct way of waging War on Christmas. Absolutely not. It's an abbreviation. A time-saver. In the words of John Stewart, "Now I suppose you could say have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, but you probably have SHIT TO DO."
"Oh, hey! Gotta' run or I'll miss my bus. Happy holidays!"
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