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A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation
Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
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Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.
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Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.
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The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol
Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”
Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”