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Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

by TTTH December 22, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Blowjob

Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.

Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.

by RueQeal July 20, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Ten

Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.

Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.

by Reb Schmuel April 6, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 20, 2017


jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 3, 2018


jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019


Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022