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A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion
I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom
Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.
Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.
When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.
Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol
Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”