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Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.
Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.
Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.
A dance that is done at Berkley High School in Berkley, Michigan.
This dance is always played as the last number at Homecoming, Prom, or etc. It's cue starts when Mr. Daas sings "Freshmen! Sophomores!" in the Berkley Rally Song. At that point, you hit your pelvis region and then throw your hands in the air and make a 'lasso' motion.
In order to perform this dance, everyone MUST be wearing eyeliner and have their hair in a perm.
Wow, that The Berkley Shuffle really hurt my pelvis.
When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
Used predominantly by inmates and prisoners to discribe "Thorazine Shuffle".
Discribes the unusual movements and walk attributed to the effects of the chemical sedative Thorazine.
Thorazine was used widely in 80s and 90s in both America and UK prison and mental health facilities and asylums.
The term is now used and referenced to by some mental health charities and support groups.
That guys got the Largactyl Shuffle!
Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.
Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!
Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.