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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.
Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-