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usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico
"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"
When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!
The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis
James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"
A penis that is skinny like a pencil.
Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.
a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.
guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.
Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.
WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!