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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

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Pet the Fir

When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.

Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

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pet space

Pet Space is what you do when you're participating in Pet Play which is a form of BDSM. Basically, you act as the animal you describe yourself as. I.e., Kitten, Puppy, Pony, etc. This often involves Pet Gear as in ears, collar and a tail. And if you're sexual with it, cuffs and other kinky items. It does not have to be sexual role play but is adviced for people 18+.

"Daddy, may I please go into Pet Space?"

by Kinky_Baby August 28, 2017

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sex pet

Term of endearment referring to casual, but reliable sexual partner. Complimentary, and intended to be sweet, but also slightly demeaning.

See also: booty call, friend with benefits, fuck buddy

If i ever get lonely or antsy I just call up my sex pet.

by AS44 March 1, 2008

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Heavy Petting

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

by Dimitri Mantooth December 15, 2008

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Wonder Pets

A sweet show on Nick Jr. that I watch with my daughter highlighted by a baby duckling that says "this is se-wious"

Wonder Pets is right after Dora The Explorer

by Mike Mcelhiney January 3, 2007

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