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Passive Progressive

A person that supports progressive causes and does not condone violence.

"Why aren't you out there beating the shit out of some nazis!"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"

by ProgressivePete August 19, 2019

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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.

"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."

by CimmonToastCromch October 4, 2019

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progression through aggrsession

To get through something by acting in an agressive or destructive behaviour

After Rylie broke up with his girlfriend, he made progression through aggrsession by taking out his anger on the annoying grade 9's.

by Boothie February 3, 2006

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in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law

when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality

by Pispot7 May 18, 2011

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Progressive Porn Disorder

The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore

Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler

Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang

Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder

by Hankgod June 6, 2011

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flo the progressive girl

A highly annoying(but very bangable,as long as she isn't speaking) female from the "progressive insurance" commercials

guy #1:Dude,I would so bang Flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn't speak.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.

by KingPuma November 2, 2011

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Socially progressive capitalism

Socially progressive capitalism is the current ideal economic system. I'm coining the term because the false representations of socialism scare people. On top of that the word progressive has already been poisoned as well, looking at you Barney Frank. So it's a perfect time for a love sandwich, tada! Socially progressive capitalism. It takes the old idea of 'corporate welfare' capitalism that drives people mad with insatiable greed and it disinfects the trumpanzee out of those sick puppies. This process may take years because there are a fair amount of shit bathing trumpanzees that have slimed there way into politics. Then again #Bernie Sanders is a bad hombre so it may not.

Why is it best? Well all shit smothering trumpanzees aside.. No actually there is no other way around the sickness that is the trumpanzee and his money worshipping minions. Up to this point capitalism has been the best economic system for the most people atleast. Its better than any system that came before it. For that reason it can't go anywhere anytime soon but MUST be fixed. Socially progressive capitalism is the only solution to the sickness of insatiable greed that has overtaken too much of the current ruling bodies of the world. Might isn't rite when its wrong It promotes knowing your vote and voice count. As well as voting for things like Green New Deal Medicare for All People Over Profits Life Over War Four More Years of Public Education or Less if that's your thing.

When your tired of dodging trumpanzees slinging shit vote socially progressive.

Thanks to socially progressive capitalism the world isnt going end in nuclear armageddon.

Socially progressive capitalists are going to clean house in the next few years as these trumpanzee worshipping politicians come up for re-election.

#Andrew Yang says we need a 'people first' capitalism, formally known as socially progressive capitalism.

by iAMviking February 1, 2020

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